Attack of conscience

This was in a package.  From my mother.  In Virginia.

This can only lead me to believe one of several things:
A. Reacher has learned to use the phone to call my mom.
B. He has a secret email account, thus learned to type.
C. Possibly has a Facebook account.
or D. Somehow telepathically communicated with my mother.

I am now worried because:
A: My cat is communicating with my mother.
B: My mother communicates with cats.