low rider

a six-year old boy was on the news yesterday. channel 4 interviewed him after he took his grandma's car keys, moved his booster seat to the driver seat, started the car and proceeded to drive to applebees to get chicken nuggets at seven in the morning. then promptly crashed the car into an electrical post knocking out an entire neighborhood's electricity.

i didn't know applebees sold chicken nuggets, let alone at seven in the morning. good thing i was a vegetarian when i was six.